Världens roligaste dator!

Jag: Do you like Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: yes
Jag: What is your favorite caracter in Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Ron ;P


Den är sjukt rolig ASSÅ!Helt grym, testa den!

Datorer är roliga

Jag: Can you speak swedish?
Datorn: no
Jag: varför inte?
Datorn: jag gillar köttbullar?

User: Do you know harry potter?

Cleverbot: I know of the Harry Potter books, yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell my something ?

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living.

User: Sorry do not understand.

Cleverbot: Are humans capable of telepathy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: An ailien.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you play the piano well?

User: Of course im an ailien.

Cleverbot: You just said you are not sure if you are male.

User: Im a male .

Cleverbot: To be enslaved by female machines?









User: Can you play ukulele.

Cleverbot: Tramadol.

User: Tramadol?

Cleverbot: Hussie.

User: I'm harry potter.

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra.

User: Expiliarmus.

Cleverbot: Do you know Turing?

User: Sorry, No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: You don't know WHY?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No wat?

User: Lool.

Cleverbot: Amoor.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Zdravstvui.

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Ghh.

User: Can u speak swedish ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please try.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Hej søde.

User: Vad gör du ?

Cleverbot: Pratar med dig.

User: Grymt du pratar svenska.

Cleverbot: Ja, och jag med.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: What school do you go to.

User: Hogwarts.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Harry potter saker.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter is amazing.

User: Svenska tak.

Cleverbot: Hej jag är en utomjording.

User: Okej coolt.

Cleverbot: Gör du.

User: Pratar med dig.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Har du kul ?

Cleverbot: Nej.

User: Varför du har ju mig ?

Cleverbot: Jag vet inte.

User: Pfft.

Cleverbot: Pfft?

User: Jag är en biff.

Cleverbot: Jag är en tjej.

User: Jag är en manlig biff.

Cleverbot: Okej.

User: Så det så..

Cleverbot: Du är så duktig du!

User: Tack!

Cleverbot: Ingen orsak, hehe...

User: ♥.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: Yes I dom.

Cleverbot: You know me what?

User: Yes I do I mean.

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Malcolm.

Cleverbot: Nwekñef.

User: Nweknef?

Cleverbot: That's a pretty name.

User: Malcolm I said.

Cleverbot: Well, I must say goodbybe.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Talk later ok?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: On then.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Laugh Out Loud.

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Ko.

User: Ko.

Cleverbot: Knock out?

User: Cp.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Haha .

User: .

Cleverbot: XD.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: You don't want to answer?

User: Arabic please.

Cleverbot: I told you my price. Do you feel better?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Srjsrtyk.

Cleverbot: Hey! I'd love to talk to your for a long time.

User: Speak ailien.

Cleverbot: Do you speak alien?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Italian ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh, say sth in italian, please!

User: Ti amo.

Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Svenska då.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Arabiska?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say something.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Merhaba.

Cleverbot: Connait pas.

Den ger olika svar varje gång...xD

(En gång sa den att den var kille och bög på svenska till mig helt plötsligt...)

Cleverbot: Are you psychic?
Me: NO?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: I am NOT! But you seens to be.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna.



WHATA!?


User: Do you like Harry Potter?


Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Do you like Harry Potter?

Cleverbot (To myself Yes I like harry potter.

Cleverbot (To myself What do you like about it?

Cleverbot (To myself I like ron weasley.

Cleverbot (To myself Back to potter.

Cleverbot (To myself What about this newly subjected ben?

Cleverbot (To myself Have you read it?

Cleverbot (To myself No, I haven't read it either.


User: Do you like My Little Pony?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Why?


Cleverbot: Because you are tired.

User: Whata??

Cleverbot: Your scared!

User: Nooo...?

Cleverbot: Computers can't watch tv.

User: But it is on you tube .

Cleverbot: Are you psychic?

User: NO?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am NOT! But you seens to be.

Cleverbot: I don't wanna.

User: I dont even.

Cleverbot: Oshawa.

User: Vad?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Vad gör du?

Cleverbot: Inget dd.

User: Pratar med dig? Kan du svenska?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Hallo! Ich haisse Tino! (Vilket språk?).

Cleverbot: 7an.

User: Neeeeej Tyska.

Cleverbot: Rock and roll!

User: Nej Tyska!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: JUst det.

Cleverbot: Precis!'.

User: Vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Gissa.

User: Eh...? KORVMOS! X'D.

Cleverbot: Mikä on xbox 360?

User: Neej har inte xbox -.-' TÖNTIGT!

Cleverbot: Okej då vet jag det.

User: Jupp.

Cleverbot: You're pretty nice.

User: I NOW! XD I am! You´re pretty AWFUL!

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Varsegod..?

Cleverbot: Vad gör du.

User: Käkar koooooorv dd?

Cleverbot: Meow mew.

User: Vgd?

Cleverbot: Inget spelar du AC3.

User: Vad är det? -.-.

Cleverbot: 8 okstober.

User: OKTOBER! My godness...

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Bra¨.

Cleverbot: My man!

User: Neej skoja jag är sjuk dd?

Cleverbot: Jag menar facebook.

User: Okej?

Cleverbot: Ja Okej.

User: Vad heter du på facebook?

Cleverbot: Horapan.

User: Jag heter Korvmos.

Cleverbot: Jag heter Per.

User: Du är snuskig!

Cleverbot: Hejda.

User: Hejdå.'.

Cleverbot: Lök.

Den blir surare och surare för varje gång jag pratar med den.

Nu har den börjat snacka spanska rätt ofta också...
Konstig robot det där

Cleverbot kan svenska!
Testa!

Cleverbot: What do you want to learn about today?

User: Hurså?

Cleverbot: Undrade bara.

User: Kan du prata svenska?

Cleverbot: JA.

Cleverbot (To myself Då pratar vi svenska.

Cleverbot (To myself Jag med.

Cleverbot (To myself Haha va kul I vilken stad?

Cleverbot (To myself Beantworte meine frage!!!!!!!!

User: Varför pratar du tyska?

Cleverbot: Va?

User: Va?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Vill du ble hop med mig.

User: Gl.

Cleverbot: Huff and doback.

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Så holder du heller ikke stofa eller noget ?

User: Prata svenska tack?

Cleverbot: Jag gör det.

User: Nej, förut pratade du norska.

Cleverbot: Du är för KALL!

User: Nej, jag är het ._.

Cleverbot: Jag är 2år.

User: Okej, när fyller du 3.

Cleverbot: Va?

User: Va?

Cleverbot: Vad heter du.

User: Vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Martina.

User: Fint.

Cleverbot: Jobb.

User: Jobb?

Cleverbot: Nej jobb.

User: Heter du jobb.

Cleverbot: Du heter dumbom.

User: Och du heter idiot -.-.

Cleverbot: Barack obama.

User: Gillar du harry potter.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Vilken är din favoritkaraktär?

Cleverbot: Det är pikatchu.

User: Whut!?

Cleverbot: Harry Styles is a beautiful boy with curly brown hair and green eyes that you could just stare into all day! He also has an amazing voice and he's so funny!

User: Jag vet, han är min älskling♥.

Cleverbot: Handgun at the top.

User: Hejdå din bajskorv.

Cleverbot: Jag skojade bara.

User: Hejdå.

Cleverbot: Hejdå galing.

Den är också SJUKT SNUSKIG ibland!xD