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Voldemort to Pinocchio: So, I just have to lie?
Pinocchio: Yup



To those people who wonder why girls go to the bathroom alone, they went alone and: Hermione got attacker by a troll
Ginny got abducted
Myrtle died
Katie got cursed
Don't go to the bathroom alone!



"...we got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have." Harry said.
"Yeah?" Ron and Hermione asked.
"Noses"



Felstavning på ask:
"What is your Happy Potter movie?"
Happy Potter

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stones
Happy Potter and the Chamers of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedies of Azkaban
Happy Potter and The Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and The Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and The Happy Bubble Prince
Happy Potter and The Lively Hallows

Join Happy Potter, Hermione Giggle and Ron Wheezing in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn't like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severus Huss Snape, finding
Loldemort's mysterious Whorecruxes...which is the only thing who can make him laugh.

Happy joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Thinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Chacklebolt, and many others. Togheter they can save the wisarding world from sure peril.



BÄST!

Happy Potter-Skämtet var ju skiitroligt XD
Pinocchios också!

30 maj, 2015 11:24

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Skrivet av Borttagen:
Skrivet av JossiMarauder:
Skrivet av Borttagen:
Skrivet av JossiMarauder:
Voldemort to Pinocchio: So, I just have to lie?
Pinocchio: Yup



To those people who wonder why girls go to the bathroom togheter,they went alone and:
Hermione got attacker by a troll
Ginny got abducted
Myrtle died
Katie got cursed
Don't go to the bathroom alone!



"...we got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have." Harry said.
"Yeah?" Ron and Hermione asked.
"Noses"



Felstavning på ask:
"What is your Happy Potter movie?"
Happy Potter

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stones
Happy Potter and the Chamers of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedies of Azkaban
Happy Potter and The Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and The Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and The Happy Bubble Prince
Happy Potter and The Lively Hallows

Join Happy Potter, Hermione Giggle and Ron Wheezing in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn't like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severus Huss Snape, finding
Loldemort's mysterious Whorecruxes...which is the only thing who can make him laugh.

Happy joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Thinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Chacklebolt, and many others. Togheter they can save the wisarding world from sure peril.



BÄST!

Happy Potter-Skämtet var ju skiitroligt XD
Pinocchios också!

I knowXD

So bury me as it pleases you, lover. At sea, or deep within the catacomb

30 maj, 2015 11:34

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-i wasn't drunk
-dude, you were in my fireplace yelling 'diagon alley'

och mitt svar på det är:

like i said. i wasn't drunk

30 maj, 2015 23:40

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9 jun, 2015 07:11

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Skrivet av Borttagen:
Harry: Why dont you have a nose? (Till Voldemort)
Dombledore: Oh my god Harry, you cant just ask people why they dont have a nose! xD

Haha...!

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12 jun, 2015 14:43

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en dikt av Voldemort

Roses are red
violets are blue
AVADA KEDAVRA!
I love u

12 jun, 2015 15:21

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Skrivet av Potterhead #1:
en dikt av Voldemort

Roses are red
violets are blue
AVADA KEDAVRA!
I love u

12 jun, 2015 16:18

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Bellatrix till Voldermort
"Du borde sola!"

Jag vet tråkig men ändå :p

12 jun, 2015 17:03

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Skrivet av Borttagen:
Bellatrix till Voldermort
"Du borde sola!"

Jag vet tråkig men ändå :p
Skrivet av Borttagen:
Bellatrix till Voldermort
"Du borde sola!"

Jag vet tråkig men ändå :p
Bästa skämtet. XD

12 jun, 2015 17:04

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-Hej Harry, vad heter jag?
-Larry!


kul va?--> jag har dötrist humor







--You know who is here!
-No, who are you?
-- I say: You know who!
- yes, but who are you? are you Volylose?
-- No, and Yes




kan typ inga skämt

20 jul, 2015 20:38

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